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Welcome, you who aspire to be evil, to Moira Darke's School for Minions.

Let me introduce myself, since a villain does this with style; My name is Moira Darke. If you haven't figured that out, you are now classified as a Villainous Thug. We will delve into that later.

There was a time when I wanted to be hailed as the Overlord of the Internet. My dreams were crushed, however. I didn't know why. Why, why, why was it so unfair? Why couldn't I gain fame and glory and crush all those who opposed me into oblivion? I didn't ask for much!

And then it struck me; I can't call myself an Overlord. The reason being is, and I do not wish to sound sexist against my own gender here, but it's true, I am female. A female cannot be hailed as an overlord.

Now, Overlordess just doesn't sound right. Empress is a classic, of course. And I do love the sound of Mistress of the Dark Arts, or things along those lines. But I wanted to be an Overlord. My hopes were dashed.

Before any of you evil gentlemen give this school up as a lost cause, continue to read on.

That's when it hit me; I can spread evil in the little ways. I am now under the rule of a wanna-be Overlord as his beginning minion. It's not an idea situation, of course; I will never be allowed to let out with a maniacal laugh, or wear black cloaks with high collars. But I can carry large weapons and smite those who annoy me. That's enough. I like minionhood.

I began to search the web for minion schools, and there were none to my satisfaction. Most of them were directed at Overlords searching for minions, or those plotting to overthrow their masters (not that I'm saying you shouldn't), or things of that nature.

So why not start my own?

So I welcome you to my School of Minionship, where you are encouraged to overthrow me, your Headmistress Darke.

Go darken the world like a little shadow of darkness.